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The Albus/Gellert Trilogy, Part 1. ====================== [[Disclaimer: All characters, places and things like that are creations of J.K. Rowling. This piece is just a project created by snapeandlilyfanfic. This is a series. Please enjoy. Plus, this is set when Albus was a teenager]] "Albus,      I have an excellent idea for our plans. Why don't we take a visit around the world, to persuade people to support our idea? We can take Ariana with us, but not your brother Aberforth. He would interfere; he would disagree; he would create many problems.                       Gellert. " Gellert ended the letter to Albus with his peacock-feathe

{{Soul High is my creation and my creation only. All of the characters are made by me and this is not fan fiction, thank you. It is just my little thing.}} *--* Hi, my name is Sakura and this is Soul High in Japan. At Soul High we learn about our mystical ability to summon ghosts, how to use it correctly and how to fight against Dark. Though some of us can not be trusted... Chapter One. *--* --------------------------- STORY STARTS HERE --------------------------- " ' Sakura Eshiwata,                    We are pleased to inform you that you have been invited to enroll at Soul High, the unique school in Sotomi, Japan. This is a fantasti

Perfect Potter Parodies Part 3 ======================= [[Cartman from south park actually gets in this one lol. And guess who Petunia hooks up with... for a night!]] ------------------ *at some random alley in London* Petunia: *staggering around* Got - to - get - home - to - that - fucking - Minerva's - diary - entry...  *glass shard stuck in knee* Argh! Shit!!! *Ron appears. Don't know why. He's still completely fucking retarded.* Ron: Yo duder, whats wrang! Petunia: Shut up you fucking moron. I have glass stuck in my leg, my lez girlfriend has chucked me and I think she's gonna win this crazy fight were having!! Ron: Whaat werz the

Perfect Potter Parodies Part 2 ==================== [[Ok, this one REALLY will have me in it! BTW I'm called Rachel for those of you who don't know me that well. And I promise it'll be as funny as the last one, if not funnier! Plus, it has Cartman from South Park in it! Also, lets welcome Joe into my little fan fic! He is eighteen years old and quite the jackass but he is quite funny and palls up with Fred & George. He's just as troublemaking as they are! But a loved, loved character all the same. We also welcome his girlfriend, Roxxy, who I really don't trust. BTW Harry is 24 and I am 23 in this fan fic but not in real life.]] =========

Perfect Potter Parodies Part 1. ===================== [[Hi, for the people who don't know me well, my name is Rachel, and yes, I do come into this fan fiction! This is a comedy fan fic about the gang and there will be lots more to come, don't worry! If this is completely shit plz only constructive criticism: It is my first shot at comedy. Plus, thought is represented by brackets ( ) eg Albus Dumbledore saying "Horace, hello (what has he been eating? He looks like a whale)!" lol]] ================= STORY STARTS HERE ================= *At 4 Privet Drive* Petunia: Fuck off Vernon! Vernon: Darling you can't leave me for that... that... th

Back In Gryffindor Tower... Ruby-- "Hey, Ruby, look at this!" Neville Longbottom was brandishing a copy of the Daily Prophet, a popular wizarding newspaper. As Ruby looked at it a headline screamed out at her in bold print, 'BREAK-IN AT GRINGOTTS!' Ruby scanned the page. She picked up enough to know that there had been a break-in at Gringotts Wizarding Bank, nothing was taken but it was very serious, the goblins managing it were outraged and Cornelius Fudge, the Minister for Magic, was an idiot, repeating the same thing: 'We should not fuss over it! No terrible loss!'. "Bad, isn't it?" Neville wondered, gazing at the paper, then back up

Nicola Potter and the Cursed Diary By R.A. Phillipson Chapter One Charley's Cursed Chocolate Cake "GET UP!" Nicola Potter was awoken by the usual bellow from Uncle Mick (Taylor). She opened her eyes, jumped off her bed, pulled her white summer dress on and hurried down the stairs. Uncle Mick was in the living room, with her Aunt Janice. As soon as he saw her, Uncle Mick snarled, "Get out of my face. Go on. Go in the kitchen and make Charley some bacon. AND DON'T BURN IT!" Shrugging, Nicola wandered into the kitchen, grabbed a frying pan, and started to fry the bacon. The kitchen was immaculately tidy, as usual. Aunt Janice was what Ni

Severus-- He grabbed his peacock-feathered quill and began to write... ' " Dear Lily,                 By the time you read this letter I will be dead and gone. Don't try to find me. Don't try to stop me, nothing will. Best wishes,                                                        Sev--                                                            x " ' Lily-- Lily ran up the stairs. He had not come to meet her like they suggested. Where was he? She forced open the lock on his bedroom door and entered the room. It was deserted except for a letter writen on yellowing parchment on the bed. She picked it up with trembling hands and

 A deafening roar greeted Harry as he stepped into the Gryffindor commonroom, the sound was shattering, and it rang through his ears like an old church bell. He began to wade his way through the hordes of people towards his favourite squishy armchair by the fire. He was tired, and the warm and oh-so-lovely comfort of the blazing flames were waiting for him. A dozen slaps on the back and plenty of admiring compliments later, Harry collapsed into his seat next to Hermione. She was sitting with her legs curled beneath her, lounging happily whilst crookshanks purred contentedly from her lap. There was a rather large abundance of parchment balanci

Title: I'll Meet You There Author: Ruby13b Summary: Draco has been watching Harry waiting down by the lake for some time now. What is he waiting for? What will Draco do about it? And can a simple promise be enough for these two boys to survive the war?   Genres: Drama, Romance, Rating: R Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Content Status: Complete Disclaimer: I own nothing and am owned by no one. ***This is a Harry/Draco fanfiction, meaning boy/boy. If you don't like, don't read. It was the third night in a row that Draco Malfoy had watched Harry Potter go down to the lake. Harry Potter, the golden boy, never even did much. He would sim